High in the Colorado Rockies, exists the nemesis of every little Foo Foo dog. The Rocky Mountain Chipmunk, also known by its latin name, Doggus Tormentus . . .
Now Doggus Tormentus does not bother humans, rather he trains us to feed him by spreading seed on a board . . .
or on our knee . . . (My, my, what fat little cheeks you have, Gordo!)
Oscar's knees are too little and he has no opposing thumb for spreading the seeds. All he can do is scurry after the chipmunk, who invariably hops up into a tree and proceeds to scold Oscar from the safety of the heights in the trees . . . This goes on,
and on . . .
Poor little Foo Foo Dog. (LOL)