Chicken foo-foo dog . . .

So this afternoon, Oscar and I had this long conversation about the trip to Brazos Bend State Park. I kept telling him they oversold the alligator danger and he kept saying " But what if it's true?!*#?"

Then he said, "Let me get this straight. You're offering me the choice of being GATOR-BAIT or hanging out with Clark & Ysabel Collins and my buds (their kids) Aldo & Grace who all love me, brush me, play with me, let me sleep in their beds, and not a single one of them wants to EAT me! No contest, Pete, I hope you have a nice trip! SEEEEE YAAAA!"